Convince my mom to loan me $3, 000 and you will win $25!

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  1. #1
    Alright. I need some ideas of how I can convince my mom to loan me $3k.

    She has thousands saved for when I am ready to get my own house but that is not a good excuse. I need a fast 3k loan from her. Any good reason? The best one will be the one I use and I will try it, if I succeed, you will get $25 in PayPal, E-Gold, or MoneyBookers.

    The following excuses are useless:

    - For a house
    - For rent
    - For living
    - For a vehicle
    - For vacation
    - For education
    - For nothing

    Be serious.

    Thanks,
    devAngel

    PS. BE CREATIVE
     
    devAngel, Apr 28, 2007 IP
  2. [x[x]x]

    [x[x]x] Peon

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    #2
    Tell her you owe the mafia some money and it has to be paid immediatly ;)
     
    [x[x]x], Apr 28, 2007 IP
  3. CountryBoy

    CountryBoy Prominent Member

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    #3
    You need it for a boob job?
     
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  4. devAngel

    devAngel Banned

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    #4
    Pretend it is neutral gender. No male only reasons. No female only reasons.

    Only serious reasonings.
     
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  5. CountryBoy

    CountryBoy Prominent Member

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    #5
    I was being serious - outside your list above the only reason I can think of for borrowing this sort of money is for some sort of health treatment - or legal fees!
     
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    Tropica Notable Member

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    #6
    you have a nasty cocaine habbit, and some dude want to stamp on your face
     
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  7. devAngel

    devAngel Banned

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    #7
    No, see I had about 6k saved and that is no longer accessable...so be creative!
     
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    silverblade Peon

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    #8
    You need the money to help a good friend out of any kind of trouble? (in debt or illness or thing being stolen)
     
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    #9
    Tell her your friend got $3000 of her mom for something, this works for me sometimes but I don't think It'll work with that much money...
     
    [x[x]x], Apr 28, 2007 IP
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    carlosp120 Well-Known Member

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    #10
    u need it for an abortion?
     
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    crowquill Well-Known Member

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    #11
    You have been kidnapped and kidnapper wanted that much money to realease you.
     
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    RovingCalypso Well-Known Member

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    #12
    Try the following

    Tell her either give me the money or I am leaving for good.
    The money shes saving for will be useless due to inflation. nahh. too bland
    A friend needs it, has to pay some bills.
    Have to give it to charity.
     
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    SERIOUS! be...SERIOUS!!!
     
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    CountryBoy Prominent Member

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    #14
    Here's a novel idea: Why don't you just tell her you've pissed off PayPal/bank/loan shark and your $6000 is inaccessible so you'd appreciate a loan?
     
    CountryBoy, Apr 28, 2007 IP
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    #15
    Why don't you just tell her the real reason you need it???
     
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    devAngel Banned

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    #16
    Because she is skeptical to all online investments.

    Please why can't you immature kids be serious or shut UP!!!
     
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    #17
    :D this is the most immature post ever, go out and EARN it
     
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    #18
    #1 - I am not a kid, I am old enough to be your dad....

    #2 Honesty goes a long way...

    Lets put it this way, The reason your mom even has money to lend is because she makes smart choices....therefore if she thinks its a bad investment, she is probably right...

    I mean..shit ....

    What kind of person are you....TRYING TO SCAM YOUR OWN MOM?

    Kinda pathetic if you ask me..........
     
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    Whatever, don't trash my thread alright "pappa"
     
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    zinruss Notable Member

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    #20
    This is not the correct way to get traffic. Posting several threads into contest folder on daily basis will NOT bring any attention for your signature selling. AND, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Yield_Investment_Program. HYIP is a type of investment pyramid scheme or scam.

    Thank you.
     
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