Hi all, I have created the ultimate mod for all directory owners. However, currently it is only for phplinkdirectory v3.06 to v3.2. I have not tested in out on older versions, so beware. In the future, I will write mods for other directory scripts. What it does: I called it the Spank Mod because what it does is it spanks the person doing the submission if he or she submits a spam site to your directory. This powerful little script will cause the spammers' PC to spank them, ranging from softly to very hard, depending on how spammy the site is and whether the spammer is female or male. If it is female, it will be very very very very hard. Paddle is provided. You can choose which butt cheek to spank from the admin options. You can even choose to alternative the butt cheeks. It takes information from a list of known spam sites and spammers IP address. So once a submission is done, the script will send information to this list to see whether it has been blacklisted or not. How to get it: Due to the complex installation, you cannot download this script and install it yourself. You need to PM me and I will do the installation of the script myself. The price is US$10,000 and includes testing. You need to find a volunteer yourself though. Why get it?: Spammers will fear your directory. They will avoid spamming your directory like plague. Known problems: Some people just like being spanked. So if a spammer have such preference, then you will be actually encouraging him/her to spam even more. Sorry, this mod doesn't cover such deviant behaviour.
You will need the help of your friends to make it look worth the few bucks you are asking Will you provide a life time support?
Will you provide 25/8 support? and will you be near a phone incase i need you by my side? If so $10,000 seem's reasonable for a Spank® mod. After you install we should all make a thread all about the Spank® mod You Rock!!!
And some might even steal your idea and write a free Spank mod. But seriously, as SilkySmooth mentioned, how many times in the life time support can I change my template without pissing you off? One last thing, If I fail to renew my domain will you provide the same quality life time support to the one who will grab the domain? This is important!
If there were a webcam that caught the spanking action you could charge a monthly subscription for the voyeurs to watch. And create an Affiliate program so we all could promote it. 50% recurring! We would build crappy spam sites to promote it and attempt to get them submitted to directories, only to get spanked by the hand that pays us. But you would get more hot spanking content to feed to the paying subscribers. It's the perfect business model. I expect a fair cut of it.
what the ? Hey man what about sending the spammer 40,000 volts of electricity instead? I like the idea of thinking of him or her in pain after a little zapping..lol thx malcolm
SilkySmooth: Nope. You need to buy the maintenance pack for US$4,000 per year. This package includes unlimited upgrades for Paddles and I will throw in re-installation as well when you change template or upgrade. But this is for one domain only. wwws: I know. I don't like to charge too high a price for my mods. mhamdi: Not possible. I have known a lot of modders here in DP. They can do PHP, ASP, MySQL or basic simple things like that, but when it comes to the fine art of spanking, they are kids. It is better to let the MAN take charge when it comes to spanking. So, I doubt anyone here can write a free Spank mod anytime soon. And yes, if they purchase the maintenance package I will honour it, no matter who owns the domain.
wow.... what type of fukin asshole would do somthing like that ? maybe someone who thinks that they just discovered the cure for the common cold or that thinks that they will become famous? heheheheh....dumb ass clown thx malcolm