Some FAQs to remember!

Discussion in 'Support & Feedback' started by Gnet, Apr 17, 2007.

  1. #1
    This a FAQ made at the level of people that are currently spamming the suggestion forums
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    Can i b1tch about things wrong with DP even though i registered today?
    Freaking noob! NO!

    I have awesome ideas!!! Its called making members at DP pay to use dp!! SHAWN MAKE ME A MOD!!!
    no, go away you sorry piece of sh1t

    Can i post useless crap in the wrong sections?
    NO!

    Can i spam DP with my referral links??? i make money from it :)

    HELL NO!

    Can i go around calling people scammers, because im more l33t and i can figure them out?
    NO!

    Can i post the things im selling, i registered like 2 minutes ago and i dont feel like posting 40 posts or waiting 2 weeks to be able to sell things......so can i just go around spamming DP, and post in the wrong sections, im sure its ok :)
    Yea, do that and ill get the bann-o-nator on you!

    Can i make 2 accounts, i dont think people will buy from this account anymore :( i took money but i never gave them their product, so.....yea..if i make a new account they will never know :)
    NO!


    Am i right when i say "I dont deserve this infraction" or "This infraction is wrong"
    If you think that, then you need more help then i thought...NO!!!

    Can i try to post again in my thread to bring it up?
    its so that i can sell more stuff!!
    No,get a life!

    I registered an hour ago, can i pm people telling people to go to my AWESOME site????
    its really AWESOME they should know about it!!
    HECK PHUCKING NO!

    Can i be a racist here? Its free speech you know....
    Umm..no thats just a$$ speech.

    Since i have no sales tactics or half a brain, can i go around in other people's threads and tell those people to buy from me? its only fair.
    NO!!!

    Can you guys make a bunch of useless boards that no ones gonna use ever, just so that i feel a little better about myself?
    .........
    NO!





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    Gnet, Apr 17, 2007 IP
  2. Jasonb

    Jasonb Well-Known Member

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    #2
    can i post a reply to your thread Gnet?
    Yes


    haha funny post
     
    Jasonb, Apr 17, 2007 IP
  3. Gnet

    Gnet Peon

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    #3
    Hehe yea, i got kinda tired of all those whining people posting here...
     
    Gnet, Apr 17, 2007 IP
  4. karl turnbull

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    #4
    :D heheheheehehhehee nice post m8 , i like it :cool: maybe this could make it to a sticky ;)
     
    karl turnbull, Apr 17, 2007 IP
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  5. Gnet

    Gnet Peon

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    #5

    hehe thanks!
    Would be cool though, might stop people from whining about infractions, heh i got 8, 2 more and im out and its only fair. lol.
     
    Gnet, Apr 17, 2007 IP
  6. Duality

    Duality Notable Member

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    Awesome! I feel this way too much, and this was the 1337357 way of putting it.
     
    Duality, Apr 17, 2007 IP
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  7. jdR!pper

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    #7
    A nice post... :) Noobs need to read this if they want to stay out of trouble.

    --Joe
     
    jdR!pper, Apr 18, 2007 IP
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  8. 8everything

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    #8
    Maybe if it was written formally it could be sticked :p but yeah, you basically covered all of the annoying n00b mistakes!!! :p
     
    8everything, Apr 18, 2007 IP
  9. Gnet

    Gnet Peon

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    #9
    Mods feel the same as i do lol even though they "cant" say it (not including rob :D)
     
    Gnet, Apr 18, 2007 IP
  10. Idiot Inside

    Idiot Inside Well-Known Member

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    #10
    lol great post. This should be emailed to the new users when they join.
     
    Idiot Inside, Apr 18, 2007 IP
  11. inworx

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    #11
    You missed a little bit. The answer is YES but just one rule here. Start with these from the bottom:

    http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showgroups.php


    :D
     
    inworx, Apr 19, 2007 IP
  12. missdanni

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    #12
    This would make a great sticky - *New People Read Me*
     
    missdanni, Apr 21, 2007 IP
  13. Gnet

    Gnet Peon

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    #13
    Hahaha thanks!
    lol apparently i answered almost every question in this forum atm!
     
    Gnet, Apr 23, 2007 IP
  14. swapnil90

    swapnil90 Well-Known Member

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    #14
    He he he...nice one...lets make this a sticky :p ;)
     
    swapnil90, Apr 23, 2007 IP
  15. Gnet

    Gnet Peon

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    #15
    lol although i want that, it will make me a hater!
     
    Gnet, Apr 23, 2007 IP
  16. missdanni

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    #16
    Hater or Realist?
     
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  17. Gnet

    Gnet Peon

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    #17

    hater. :)
    and a bit lazy
     
    Gnet, Apr 23, 2007 IP
  18. missdanni

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    #18
    LOL :D :D :D
     
    missdanni, Apr 23, 2007 IP
  19. Rohit patel

    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    #19
    Ha Ha Funny one and should be a sticky therad. :D
     
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  20. Gnet

    Gnet Peon

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    #20
    Hehe

    i think its time people read these once more...
    too many threads in this area lately
     
    Gnet, Aug 23, 2007 IP