List all the sayings that you hate. 1. "Life is too short" - It's the longest thing youll ever do. >_> 2. "You've got enough time to sleep when your dead" - How would you know? Add more!
I hate stupid people that whant to look more inteligent I hate women for being bitches and stupid .... I hate guys that have no money but act that they have milions I hate lies And my most anoimng say is : "Don't worry it will be okay"
"I'm not stupid, I'm just dumb." "Life isn't fair." "Luke I am your father." Just a couple off the top of my head.
"Beggar can't be choosers" - I'm not a beggar. "Things can only get better" - No, they can always get worse.
I hate this one like hell Early to bed, early to rise can make a man healthy wealth n wise.. I mean WTF...Whum will ya do buisness with early in early morning...
"Take care!" - No, I take risk. Much more fun and rewarding. "Bear with me..." - Bearing now... (Taps fingers) Still bearing like you told me to... "We are currently experience high call volumes, we will be with you shortly, your call is important to us." - No, you mean "We are short of staff while we seek to outsource our call centre to India. Those who are in today and didn't pull a sickie are running through the stupid script rather than hurrying up. They are undertrained so have to consult their supervisor every 2 minutes and the person on the other line is nagging because like you, they hate our company too and after hanging in our wonderful queue system for 40 minutes they'll make sure they get all their problems solved in one session." Quite frankly, you don't give a shit about us waiting here listening to the same tune you had on here 3 years ago. "Click here to enter site." - No, I'm already on your site, dipshit!
Reminded me of one.... "Your call has advanced in the cue" - AKA Someone just got a wicket in the office cricket match, drawing it closer to it's end. "We'll be with you shortly" - Lies.