At a doctor's clinic one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you do to your back? "The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my back" The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?" He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge." The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!", said the patient.
thank u all for ur appreciation here is another one --------------------------- Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and TARJAN ( ME) from Gujarat University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked TARJAN : Its Loose Motion INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear TARJAN's reply, asked) "WHY"? TARJAN : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
thanks guys for ur reply.... here is another 1 -------------------------- An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said:" I don't think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweller said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said: "We'll take it." The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by cheque. "I know you need to make sure the cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very peed-off jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
Man! I already heard this(refridgerator Joke) but was a nice one..keep posting.. hehehe the old man's joke was nice ok...a sad one...sorry to give ya the sad one... Try to answer this. Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed; Yet this I will say - we are full all the day, and empty when we go to rest. What are we? heeeehee shoes
thanks DP users, here is another 1 enjoy it!!!!!!!!!! ---------------- A man visits a doctor."I think I have a problem, doc" said the patient. "One of my balls has turned blue". The doctor examined the main briefly and concluded the patient would die if they didnt have is testicals removed."Are you crazy" exclaimed the doctor."How could I let u do such a thing to me ?". "Do u want to die ? asked the doctor rhetorically, and teh patient had to agree to have testicale removed". But two weeks after the operation, he came back."Doc, I don`t know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue too." Again, the doctor told him that if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off too. And again, the man was very reluctant. "Hey, do you want to die?", asked the doc, and the patient had to agree to the operation. But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he returned to the doctor. "I think something is very wrong with me. My ***** is now completely blue." After briefly examining the patient once again, the doc gives him the bad news. If he wants to live, his ***** has to go. Of course, he did not want to hear about it. "You really want to die?", asked the doctor. "But... how do I pee?" "We`ll install an plastic pipe, and there will be no problem." So, the ***** is removed and a while after the operation, the unfortunate man again returns the doctor`s office.He is very angry. "Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue." "What?" Can you tell me what a hell is happening?" So, the doctor examined the patient more carefully this time, and says, "Hmmmm, I think the jeans is loosing colour......" Enjoy!!!