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I'm A Peon!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SamOwen, Aug 21, 2005.

  1. #1
    LOL, that is one of the funniest newbie titles I have seen yet.
     
    SamOwen, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  2. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    Maybe one day you can become a Fart Humper like me!

    :D
     
    Crazy_Rob, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  3. exaro

    exaro Peon

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    I'm a raider. Woop. After what like a montH? I'm hardcore DP now.
     
    exaro, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  4. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    I'm a Crazy Mofo.

    BTW Peon is a noun not a verb.
     
    Hodgedup, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  5. elkiwi

    elkiwi Active Member

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    The label of Peon denotes the lowest station amongst those in the Orcish Horde. Inferior in all skills of worth, these dogs are relegated to menial tasks such as harvesting lumber and mining Gold. Their labor is also required for the construction and maintenance of buildings necessary to support the vast undertakings of the Horde. Downtrodden, the Orc Peons slave thanklessly to please their overseers.

    Downtrodden gold mining slave dogs?
     
    elkiwi, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  6. Connect

    Connect Guest

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    I am a Grunt. The forum admins are so creative to come up with such good names. I wonder what will be next?
     
    Connect, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  7. Homer

    Homer Spirit Walker

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    #7
    How bout 'Spirit Walker' LOL
    EDIT: Sam don't forget to hover the mouse over the rep sqares where you will find a more descriptive bio of yourself ;-)
     
    Homer, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  8. SamOwen

    SamOwen Peon

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    Oh man the titles here are funny. "Fart Humper", what the heck? lol
     
    SamOwen, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  9. larysmith711

    larysmith711 Notable Member

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    Maybe it's his favorite sex thing....... you know. :p
     
    larysmith711, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  10. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    Admins were having a giggle...
     
    mightyb, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  11. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    That's exactly what I thought when I saw the thread title... "I'm a-peon"... sounded a little like TMI to me... :eek:
     
    minstrel, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  12. elkiwi

    elkiwi Active Member

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    No it's the user...."Fart Humper" was "Wind Rider" but users over a certain amout of posts, can call themselves whatever they like.
     
    elkiwi, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  13. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    No. Crazy Rob is his member name. His birth name is Fart Q. Humper the Third.

    He comes from a long line of Fart Humpers. I believe they were descended from the Humperdink clan in the Scottish Highlands, emigrating to the Fartland Islands in the late 1700s. You may recall the singer, Engelbert Humperdink, who is a distant relative. The branch of the family that emigrated to the Fartland Islands dropped the dink part of the name because of ridicule from the locals, thereby assuming the surname of simply Humper.

    The original Fart Q. Humper, his ancestor, was actually christened Fartland von Humper, a short-lived attempt to impersonate the Austrian aristocracy, but at the onset of World War I elected to emphasize his Scottish roots to avoid internment and so the "von" was dropped. Fartland Humper, however, proved to be still too German sounding -- people from the mainland sometimes confused Fartland with Fatherland -- and so his name was legally changed to Fart Humper.
     
    minstrel, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  14. elkiwi

    elkiwi Active Member

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    I stand corrected.

    Far out Minstrel I wan't some of that pot of yours.
     
    elkiwi, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  15. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    That's not pot... that's history :eek:
     
    minstrel, Aug 21, 2005 IP
  16. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #16
    Nope. There are currently two official ways to change your title.

    1. Wait for the next server upgrade and make a $25.00 donation (The way every one but one person got there title.)
    2. Become a freak on the title you want. (The way one wacko on crack got it.) For example, I'm da 'King of da Wackos' and every time I was a wacko (Think virgins, audio, and pictures.) I posted "Shawn, you can change my usertitle to 'King of da Wackos' now." and once you prove you are what the title says, some one might make a poll asking if you should get it. If you get enough support, you just might get the title.

    Any one want da title 'King of da Virgins'??!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    Nintendo, Aug 22, 2005 IP
  17. Homer

    Homer Spirit Walker

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    umm, what's a fart humper anyways? I am have trouble visualizing it? For example if the term 'snarfing' was used I can visualize that. A snarfer is one that farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles :).
     
    Homer, Aug 22, 2005 IP
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    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    That mean the title holder has a whole slew of virgins?
     
    Hodgedup, Aug 22, 2005 IP
  19. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    I've said it before and I'll say it again: slaying virgins is a waste of perfectly good virgins.

    Well, except maybe in Nintendo's case :eek:
     
    minstrel, Aug 22, 2005 IP
  20. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    I keep having that Def Leppard song going through my head:

    Are you peon yet? Armageddon it!

    They're touring again in these parts...
     
    minstrel, Aug 22, 2005 IP