DP Main Page Guy Makes Me Happy

lol he's so happy he makes me happy.

 

Little do you know that water is freezing cold and he got hypothermia and died a week later

 

omg nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

A better thread jstroh would be to crop the image so its only the guy and the water and start a caption contest

This thread on its own is pretty weak

 

"King Canute ordered the visitors to his site, but they never came - so returning him to his old dilemma".​

 

"I like when my feet smell like crabs"​

 

"My internet cock is this big"​

 

"Hurry and kill me before my wife finds me!"​

 

"Come here Nintendo and give me a big hug"​

 

"I don't think much of this parasailing lark"​

 

"If I get one more piece of seagull crap in my mouth, I win!"​

 

"I knew I should have brought my swimsuit"​

 

"Pucker up Maud, I think that pill has started to work!!!"​

 

Sadly, the inventor of the waterproof business suit never lived to see its success​

 

"OMG Shawn thanks for the handjob!!"​

 

"Im the King of the World!"​

 

"Heeeellooooo...Hellllooooo Anybody out there? I was stung by a Jellyfish and need someone to urinate on my leg...Heeelllloooo"​

(This thread has officially been rescued after a shaky start)

 

"Press the fucking button already!"​

 

"Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta"​

 

ohh common' im not a scarecrow​