We all know and, I wouldn't say love but lets say tolerate him But what does he really look like? Well here's the answer
It doesn't surprise me... He's been talking about removing the alan partridge mask now for weeks - I think he's scared that interpol will track him down or something
Looks like I'm a lot older than I claim Plus theres a big hole where my engine (heart) should be....Yup thats me
I saw that one coming a mile away By the way, I have been thinking of posting my picture but am waiting for a milestone to happen before I do (no, its not Star Trek Enterprise coming back)
You already know what I look like along with Mella and Minnie Anyway 5,000 came and went..Its something else (and no, its not Nintendo losing his virginity)
"Reminds me of that fat man I used to ride to school in the morning..." ~ Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons, looking at Stompy the elephant.