Just read through the description on this ebay ad, made me laugh, it's got over 200k views. damn good marketing for ebay not that they need it! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....16260&_sacat=See-All-Categories&_fvi=1&_rdc=1
"It is with great sadness that this morning I must inform you that the mint green ford focus has been poo'd on by a bird. I have had a quick look around the neighbourhood and there was 2-3 birds that looked a bit guilty, I have issued them with verbal warnings but on this occasion I am not prepared to perform DNA testing." Lol!
Lonngg.. Dscrptions dont have much time to read off alll, but part of sentence at the first is enough funny..