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The Elegant Hijab - Hijab in Nature

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by thegr4, Jun 27, 2010.

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    The pea is a splendid plant. It proudly displays its strong green Hijab. It protects it from the hot and cold weather and guards it from insects. Allah has blessed the pea with a special Hijab, because without it, the seeds would scatter, dry up and die.

    The orange keeps itself within its shiny orange Hijab to protect its delicious fruit. Otherwise it loses its taste too.

    So is the banana, the coconut and the pomegranate. Each one has an elegant and unique Hijab, which protects it from disease and destruction.

    The jewel of the sea, the pearl, has been given a very tough and rugged Hijab - oyster shell. It protects it from sea animals and keeps it sparkling and shining inside.

    However, the most beloved of Allah in all His creation is the Muslim girl who wears the Hijab. She knows it is a gift from Allah. It protects her from harm, injury and mischief. She wears it knowing it gives her dignity, beauty and respect. So precious she can be that she hides herself beneath her Hijab.

    [video=youtube;LhUX3tP3eXs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhUX3tP3eXs[/video]

    With and Without Hijab:

    [video=youtube;Dw9fRAJgB8E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw9fRAJgB8E[/video]
     
    thegr4, Jun 27, 2010 IP
  2. miscsoft

    miscsoft Peon

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    #2
    why men do not wear a hijab. why the allah is so unkind to men.
     
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  3. thegr4

    thegr4 Well-Known Member

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    Man is not made that way. Men and women both have different physical structure. Women is beautiful you don't use the same word for a man, unless you are a gay.
    Since Allah has given beauty to women so, there is an extra responsibility for women as well. If men were made beautiful then men would have the same requirement.
     
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  4. Will.Spencer

    Will.Spencer NetBuilder

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    Or maybe if someone taught Muslim men some manners, Muslim women wouldn't have to hide under tents to keep from being raped.
     
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  5. thegr4

    thegr4 Well-Known Member

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    Look at the rape stats before you talk. Muslim countries have rape stats next to nil. In contrast to non-Muslim countries where women is raped every second on average in USA alone.
     
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    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    You aren't comparing the right statistics. To understand Muslim rape statistics, we have to look at Muslim marriage statistics because there is a lot of overlap. What you call marriage, we call assault, pedophilia, rape, child molestation, and abuse. When you start calling things what they are, we can start comparing numbers.
     
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  7. Will.Spencer

    Will.Spencer NetBuilder

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    Y'all know that isn't true, because no Muslim country publishes believable statistics on rapes.
     
    Will.Spencer, Jun 27, 2010 IP
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    "Man is not made that way. Men and women both have different physical structure. Women is beautiful you don't use the same word for a man, unless you are a gay.
    Since Allah has given beauty to women so, there is an extra responsibility for women as well. If men were made beautiful then men would have the same requirement."

    Are you crazy? Or are all your men just ugly?
    Cause around here there are some gorgeous men, really really hot men.
    And I am pretty strong, I know I could take a couple of them down and have my way with them. Is that OK for me to do because they did not hide their hunkyness from me?
    Cause really, it's there own damn fault, they shouldn't be flaunting all the gorgeous male flesh around me. I just can't control myself when a handsome man is available and no one is there to protect him.
     
    newby, Jun 27, 2010 IP
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    alexispetrov Peon

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    Lol - good posts. Welcome to P&R, newby.

    I'd like to point out that based on this discussion the hijab of these fruits (and vegetables) is in fact their own skin, that they grow with.

    So I think what thegr4 was actually trying to say was that a woman's SKIN is her hijab - just like in the videos - because otherwise it wouldn't make any sense! Every pea would wear a tiny man-made hajib! I'd love to see it (I fucking LOVE tiny clothes. LOVE them. Miniatures rock my world!) but it is not practical.

    Anyway, his point was clearly that we should all be naked in our god-given, god-made hajibs; just like the videos and his post, our own skins!

    I'm seriously disrobing right now. I'm not even kidding.

    I hope my in laws don't let themselves in again; having keys and living next door, that happens sometimes. My mother in law has seen my boobs one too many times.... But that's OK right? I'm in my god given hajib?

    PRAISE BE TO ORANGES PEELS, PEAS SHELLS AND MY SKIN - THE ONLY TRUE HAJIBS.

    ;P
     
    alexispetrov, Jun 27, 2010 IP
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    Was that second video about a lollipop with a hijab? I am confused.
     
    luke12, Jun 27, 2010 IP
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    I see... So that's what it was all about. Then it went to rape then rape statistics and marriage rape. Next thing you know,
    it's bickering time.... I love this thread! :)
     
    Alfonso_Montenegro, Jun 27, 2010 IP
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    I can't think of something less natural that this degrading custom of medieval mentality called the hijab.
     
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    browntwn Illustrious Member

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    #13
    Please tell me which Muslim country's statistics, on anything, you trust?

    Muslim countries are notorious for misrepresentations on virtually everything. Iran has no homosexuals, they said so themselves. Who can argue with ironclad stats like that.
     
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    Finally, a picture thread about religion, no reading needed, bananas and suckers, says more than a thousand words ever will.
     
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    I find the banana picture highly offensive! Only pictures of peaches are pleasing unto God!
     
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    browntwn Illustrious Member

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    I am a little confused. Does this mean a condom is a hijab?
     
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    I thought it meant banana can only be peeled by the banana to whom it is lawfully married.


    The confusing part is the lack of bananas NOT gracefully dressed in a hajib. Apparently they're all female, so nobody is allowed to peel a banana.
     
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    browntwn Illustrious Member

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    Hijab-o, Hijab-ay-ay-o
    My wife looks ripe and me want to get some.
    Hijab, me say Hijab, me say Hijab, me say Hijab
    Me say Hijab, me say Hijab-ay-ay-o
    My slave girl looks fine and me want to get some.

    Pray all day on a read a' quran
    My wife looks ripe and me want to get some.
    Smack your banana till the mornin' come
    My slave girl looks fine and me want to get some.

    Come, mister Allah man, open me banana
    My wife looks ripe and me want to get some.
    Come, mister Allah man, open me banana
    My slave girl looks fine and me want to get some.

    (I am out of town at my inlaws and a tad bored.)
     
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    so what are you implying, allah made men ugly. then again its back to my original question. why allah is so unkind to men.
     
    miscsoft, Jun 27, 2010 IP
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    Maybe men were supposed to be beautiful too but allah screwed up.
     
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