What a timewaster: WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Yeah let me please agree to all your terms prior to me knowing where I will be linking TO! PULLEASE! What is wrong with these people? Obviously I would like to have a quick look to see it's not dodgy, it's not a bad neighbourhood etc. Come on... What a waste of time.
At least you are getting requests in English - I have to try to translate mine at the moment and then they still don't make much sense. Those few that I do understand are on a par with the example you gave.
Wondering if I'm saving time but missing out on links here. When I recieve emails like that they are one key press away from oblivion.
Some of my best links have been had this way but it DOES take a lot of your time. I know bin anything that isn't explicitly related as they are usually a waste. If they are ambiguos from the beggining I know it won't be a fair trade.
It started quite promising so I was all ears. But after 3 replies I still had no idea of where I'd be linking to. I'm looking forward to the reply which I can tell you will go like this: "You are rude and have a crap website. We are the greatest directory and you will lose out on thousands of visitors and you know nothing about how to rank well; you need us!" Will keep you posted for entertainment value.
lol Wasted another two minutes of my developement time reading this. hehe Tops, is that email or PM ?