Hilarious !!

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  1. #1
    JOKE:

    What do you call a hippy's wife??

    Mrs. Hippy.

    LOL
     
    5ky.com, Jul 17, 2009 IP
  2. dannywwww

    dannywwww Well-Known Member

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    #2
    How is that funny?:p
    Or is there something i'm not catching on?
     
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  3. IMPackage

    IMPackage Active Member

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    #3
    Thanks for the joke ha ha ha ha
     
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  4. abboodeh

    abboodeh Well-Known Member

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    #4
    it's not funny or maybe i did not get...
     
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    choice Prominent Member

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    #5
    hmmmm...im not laughing
     
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  6. dozervader

    dozervader Peon

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    #6
    that was stupid
     
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  7. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #7
    i'm guessing the joke was mrs.hippy sounds like one of the states in the US?

    but it was an EPIC FAIL sorry....

    how about this one?

    What's another name for a stupid dp noob?
    ARTARD
     
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  8. theapparatus

    theapparatus Peon

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    #8
    How about 5ky.com?
     
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  9. 5ky.com

    5ky.com Member

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    Cancer can be cruel Dr.
     
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  10. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    #10
    If you want stupid jokes:

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    'Cause it was dead!
     
    Roman, Jul 17, 2009 IP
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    Kosmix5 Peon

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    "Your Mother?" :)
     
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    alphaneterik Banned

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    #12
    ......lame
     
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  13. weblover50

    weblover50 Peon

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    #13
    Best joke I ever heard.
     
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  14. StudentLife

    StudentLife Peon

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    #14
    I think I could come up with a better joke than that after huffing an entire can of spray paint!
     
    StudentLife, Jul 17, 2009 IP
  15. james911

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    #15
    wow ..........
     
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    yonatan Banned

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    #16
    yeah , kind of lame :)
     
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    stevestuff Well-Known Member

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    #17
    Some of my favorites that I use for twitter (follow me):

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    1f u c4n r34d th1s, y0u'r3 t3h w0m4n f0r m3!!!
     
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    wierdo Well-Known Member

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    #18
    That is the best one in this thread.
     
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  19. ChrisMiller

    ChrisMiller Prominent Member

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    #19
    That doesn't even make sense and is just completely pointless.
     
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    Atulmyboss Banned

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    #20
    I like this one lol . You must post such more jokes in jokes thread .
     
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