Not validating ARRRG! (an irate pirate impression)

Alright, I have ads on all my pages but now it is not validating. It's an xhtml site with some php pages as well. I use a passthru.php to put the ads on the site.
My passthru looks like this MATEY (pirate again)

if (!function_exists('file_get_contents')) {
function file_get_contents($url) {
$handle = fopen($url, 'r');
$string = fread($handle, 4096000);
fclose($handle);
return $string;
}
}

include ('ad_network.php');
echo preg_replace ("/<\/body>/i", '<DIV class="ads">'.'<a href="http://www.digitalpoint.com/tools/ad-network/?s=1905" rel="nofollow">Sponsored Ads</a>'.'>>' .$ad_network .'-<a href="http://www.elistingpros.com/">Real Estate News</a>'.'</div></body>', file_get_contents(str_replace ('../', '', $_REQUEST['file'])));

PHP:

I have the update ad_network.php file (// Last update: Mar 31, 2005 2:28 pm)
And here is my error message. "Ads not found on http://www. myfloridahomesforsale .com/

Logout | Setup Instructions | Edit Account Settings

Account not not yet activated. | Site failed automatic validation as of 2005-04-02 (make sure URL and site type is correct - if everything is correct, make a request in the forum for assistance)."

 

Did my pirate impression scare all the helpful people off, or was it the pink text?

 

I think THIS scared them away

Might as well post it in Chinese and maybe I'll understand it better

 

On the root directory /

 

LOL. I'm pretty new at all this so I don't know how to describe this stuff too well. Most of my pages are static xhtml. I have some dynamic pages that are created through mySQL using PHP. I use a passthru.php to place the coop ads on all the pages so I don't have to do everypage manually. Does that clear it up for you? Or is it strange how I have my site set up? either way

 

I tried to validate and got this error:
Ads not found on http://www.frameless-showers.com/

I go to that page manually and see the ads

 

I'm having the same problem.......

 

At first, I thinking it was a problem with the Google API showing no returned results, but then realized that the site just wasn't validating at all (even with ads on the page).

 

Yeah, I got a new API key just to check, and still not validating. I can occassionally get it to validate, like every 20 clicks on the "Validate Site" link, but it gives me zero weight, and if I try to validate again it just goes back to "ads not live on www. mysite .com".
I want to cry.

 

Weird, no changes to any files and I come back after eating dinner and now my site validates????? Not as much weight as I had before. Oh well at least it validated.

 

<Makes note to self to eat next time site won't validate>

 

LOL.
empty stomach = no validation = sad webmaster
full stomach = validation = sleepy time