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Dec 11th 2008, 12:35 pm
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The Official Chuck Norris Thread
Post comments, pics, jokes or anything else to do with Chuck Norris here. He's a living legend (or is he a living leg end?
 ).Here's my offer:  Is there anything Chuck Norris can't do? What can Chuck Norris do that others can't? What's the best acting job Chuck Norris has done in his career? What's the worst acting job Chuck Norris has done in his career? Enjoy! Co
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Dec 11th 2008, 1:04 pm
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I bet Chuck Norris can even kill himself by being too awesome!
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Dec 11th 2008, 1:06 pm
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Dec 11th 2008, 1:08 pm
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. LOL Classics.
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Dec 11th 2008, 1:10 pm
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Dec 11th 2008, 2:08 pm
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 I've got a friend who wants to teach Mr Norrisa thing or two about animal cruelty  ROOFIS
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Dec 11th 2008, 2:22 pm
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 Chuck Norris can do better than that to a dog that is much bigger than him.
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Dec 11th 2008, 2:26 pm
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haha these are great guys
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Dec 11th 2008, 2:27 pm
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Quote:
My moneys on the cat !!
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Dec 11th 2008, 3:09 pm
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What? You started this supapower thread and miss to warn me?
Beware!  Powa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 11th 2008, 3:11 pm
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
This is definitely the best one, imo. LOL.
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Dec 11th 2008, 3:50 pm
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Dec 11th 2008, 7:20 pm
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chuck norris is a beast, that is all i am going to say. There is nothing he can't do.
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Dec 12th 2008, 4:24 pm
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Good old Chucky
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Dec 12th 2008, 6:04 pm
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This is Chuck Norris:
 having victory over Skippy.  being Yoda  being not himself  beefing up.
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Dec 12th 2008, 8:17 pm
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Because nobody dares question Chuck Norris.
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Dec 12th 2008, 9:05 pm
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Chuck Norris farts pyroclastic clouds and blames them on active volcanoes. They just happen to be in the same vicinity of his presence.
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Dec 12th 2008, 9:14 pm
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Chuck Norris sent jesus a birthday card on december 25th. It wasn't jesus' birthday, but he was too afraid to tell Chuck Norris otherwise.
People tell dumb blond jokes, but nobody ever asks why the blonds are dumb: Chuck Norris prefers Brunettes and redheads. god created the universe so he could have somewhere to hide after Chuck Norris beat him up. **Disclaimer: I am atheist, and use jesus/god for comedic effects.
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