How Many Of You Have Pooped Your Pants When Trying To Fart?

Alright alright, thanks to Nintendo's suggestion on this one from my previous thread for this creation of this one.

How many of you have pooped your pants when trying to fart?
This is casually known as sharting, when you shit accidently while farting.

I've done it, and BOY was it bad! Never did one fart stank and stick so much!
Ironically, I posted a topic about this in more detail on my old webmaster forum back in January which can be found here.

So let's admit it! I'll counsel you through this if you need it!

 

Now THIS I will confess to doing!!!! I've done it atleast twice. Once I was trying to fart on my older brother and....OH CRUD *Runs to bathroom*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another time I was at work alone and tried to fart and....OH CRUD *Runs to bathroom*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I don't know which one of your mishaps was worse LOL.

 

Not that I can remember.

Probably did it as a kid though

 

The one with my brother. No one at work ever knew. Him and his friend were laughing there head off while I was siting on the pot!!!

Next poll...have you ever got a booner in public, and did any one notice!!

 

Might as well give this guy some publicity. We all know how Google loves links that are on-topic.

I thought I had seen it all. I stand corrected

 

I used too, then I realized Mom & Dad wouldn't take Pity on me and give me money or buy me a car...

Then I decided to start doing it in Public...

WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about getting attention... I got to spend more time in Very Classy Jails and get better Food than I ever got at home...

Hell they used to call me *SIR*...

And if you believe this I got a ton of websites I will sell YOU!, Yes You!!! for only $19.95 this is a one time offer and you can only find it here and no where else...

Yes No Where Else!!!!... And if you act now I will also include, with your purchase, 20 not 5 or 10 but 20 Versions of AOL 1.0 for Windows 3.1... Not that lastest Crap they are pushing but the "Original AOL 1.0 on a Floppy Disk" and 20 of them!!!!!...

Yes you get these disk(s) and after atleast an Hour!!!, you will be online with using your Phoneline and Dialup... I love it, it's the best...

How Can You Go Wrong???.. I ask you, How Can You Go Wrong???...


Opps Mom's calling, Time for bed... Sorry guys...

 

IUs KeithL on crack?

 

Naw I think this guy Nintendo has given me Forum Drugs that I wasn't aware of...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Welcome to da World of Wackos!! Now, enter Wacko University and start your training!!! You're either with us, or you're with da intelligent!! Join da axis of wackoism today!!!

 

Okie Dokie, let me get my pet Geiko back in his cage then I'll be right with ya...





Might take me a bit, he's a Fisty kinda fellow...

 

I've done this, but I was like four!

 

I did it out in the woods one morning. A bunch of us were running our jeeps in the woods, and the morning coffee had a bad interaction with the liquids from the night before.

It was 8 hours until I could get to a bathroom.

I told a pal, and he chuckled and said "Gambled and lost, eh?"

My @ss hurt for a week.

 

lol i never did it

 

Who TRIES to fart? Sickos!

 

this thread is grouse, especially i`m trying to eat

 

All real men try to fart all da time.

 

Just wanted to update all of you that I sharted about two or three days ago from food poisoning..
There goes another pair of boxers..

 

I had this one bad week where it happened like 3 times, luckily not in school, that would be AWFUL! But that was all

 

I've had to leave work once or twice because of the shart