Google vs Women... what's/who's easier to understand?

Google likes it when lots of sites are linked to you. Women break up with you if lots of other women are linked to you

 

Google has an algorithm ... women have PMS.

 

Google has a pair of OO.

So do women, but at least google will show you their's.

 

Google is the only one worth understanding to me, especially from a financial point of view.

 

Getting on Google and knowing what to do is easy.

Google doesn't mind if you're done with them in a few seconds.
You can use Google and drink beer at the same time.
You don't have to go to the drug store to practice safe googling.
Google can't get pregnant.
Google doesn't need a commitment.
Google will not want to talk when you're done.
Google will not follow you around when you're done.
Google doesn't care if you use other services, paid or not.

 

Google keeps their secrets and Matt Cutts hates cheaters, women cut your meat for cheating and brag to the world.

 

Google has a pop up messenger in the email, women pop up when you read an email that they shouldn't see.

 

getting crawled is the ultimate by both google and women

 

Women will lie and let you think you're number 1 for the night, Google doesn't give a fu*k what you think, if you suck and are at the bottom of the list, so be it.

 

Women and Google will rank you higher if you link deep.

 

google won't give you a desease if you get around .. the web

 

LMFAO! That is just genius.

 

Yep that about sums it up..................................................

 

Google fakes algos thru dumb updates, women fake orgasms, men fake the whole relationship

Google keeps DMOZ around just like a woman will keep some loser around who doesn't work, doesn't help around the house, makes a mess, beats her kids ...

 

Tough question-both suck....

 

MAN! You guys are creative, i cannot think of anything more.
I prefer google over women.

 

Google doesnt kick you out if you come home drunk.

 

I would say I do better with Google because I have top listing in a few searches. There arent that many women who think that highly of me.

 

If G caught you cheating bigtime your website is gonner but if your wife caught you cheating your d*ck is is a gonner

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nice one!LOL