Google to destory all information it can't index

Discussion in 'Google' started by forkqueue, Aug 30, 2005.

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    For all those that weren't at the press conference (what sort of algoholics are you?), here's the shocking news!
     
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  2. astoever

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    Haha, that's rich.
     
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  3. Johnburk

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    #3
    Funny article, but I think its some kind of joke.
     
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  4. sarahk

    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    #4
    y'reckon?

    Sarah
     
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  5. enQuira

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    "Soon," Brin added, "we'll make dreams clickable, or destroy them forever."
    you sure can do it Brin. How about a PR 8 for my website ?
     
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  6. SaN-DeeP

    SaN-DeeP Well-Known Member

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    #6
    any other source for the above information ?
     
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  7. enQuira

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    are you guys serious ?
     
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  8. webstop

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    Information that can't be indexed won't returned in search results too I believe, so it makes no differerent?
     
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    For those who are still asking serious questions, that article was a Google joke. It isn't real ;)
     
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  10. blackwind

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    Hahaha
    That's what a quarter of the internet?

    Purge it!
     
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  11. aeiouy

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    they don't just mean theyare going to remove it from their archives, they actually have a new patented destroy-bot that will remove the webiste forever.
     
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  12. Dominic

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    For everyone who didn't realise this was a joke...

    To protect your info from destruction by Google send me $500.
     
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  13. egdcltd

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    I wonder if they're based on the Terminator
     
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  14. The Webmaster

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    Terminator reminds me something

    Google tool watches as you work
    Google is going head-to-head with rival Yahoo,MSN et al
    Google's desktop search software is being overhauled to become a digital helper that reacts to what users do.

    Google is intrested in user's data foe a very long time. not only google's desktop search but guys google toolbar also sneeks in your search results. and it is a fact.
    actually what google is trying, it is trying to dominate the internet world it has an advantage which Microsoft doesnt, Gates made sure how users surf the net. he made IE dominating browser of the world and around 80% of the users are using IE to view the internet data but gates dint understand the power of 'how user finds the information' i.e. power of search engine. that is where google gains. and google is using this gain like anything. it is trying to go and take advantage oover the whole computing world. first Search engine, then Blog then email then World map, then web traffic analysis, then Digital image processing and lastly IM now whats next?? THE GOS...(Google OS) and GE(Google Explorer) no i am not kidding, i wont be surprised if google launches its own browser and operating system in next few years.

    There is smthing weird going on inside google's lab they r hireing OS designer, Software engineers, Data Analysts, (People who dont have nething to do with Search engine technology) why for.... In my beliefes a real life Cyberdyne Systems is under making

    And this is no joke....
     
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  15. egdcltd

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    We are the Google. Lower your shields and power down your weapons. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated
     
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    I like this - "Hey, it's Google. It'll be fun to be scanned by a Googlebot. But in the event people resist, the robots are programmed to liquify the brain." FANTASTIC!
     
    sparkimarki, Sep 1, 2005 IP