Wow... I feel so bad with myself. Last weekend I went to visit a friend at another city. I had to travel via bus, and it was a horrible 10-hour long journey. I can't sleep when I am traveling, so I was pretty tired once I got there. Then my friend took me and a bunch of his friends to a beach and we started drinking. By that time I had been 20 hours awake. He introduced me to a girl he knew, and I don't know if it was the tequilas or the lack of sleep, but I thought she was pretty nice. So, we end up going back to my hotel room together. Problem is... once I wake up I realize the huge mistake I had made, since this girl is as ugly as can be! Has anything like this ever happened to you? Now my firend wants me to come visit him again, but I have no itentions of going back and having to see this ugly cow once more
Playing in a band does help! Many nice memories here as well ... I love these tequila induced stories ...
Fryman, it took you a week to even confront it... was that bad eh? Too bad you can't make up for it this weekend with that beautiful red haired Canadian you always mention.
Colleen, every single day I wake up and want to kick myself, I am a guy that takes care of himself, I go to the gym, have a slim figure, try to dress well and I am pretty picky when choosing girls... how the heck could I have ended up with that tarantula on my bed?? Can't get the darn image out of my head
Just remember one line from American Pie III - when stifler f@#ks a granny and says "Hey, a pu$$y is a pu$$Y "...
Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!! Yes, beer goggles are an evil thing. Go and have sex with lots of beautiful women to get that fugly minger out of your head. Start with the girl in your av, she's purdy!
Just keep drinking tequila every time you get the omigod shudders. Maybe that will make your memory of her look better until you forget about it. If you kill enough brain cells with tequila, you'll also forget about her more quickly.
I got one that tops that by miles. But I can only tell it in person. During the story many have spit up their beer and food in laughter.
Fryman, i least you know without a " Doubt" ugly chicks are morally revolting so quess you want be making that mistake again,right? Choke it up as lesson learn.
I just want to say that these are the two funniest posts I've read on DP in a LLLLONG time. Thanks, fryman!
I have to say nothing on this incident that has been caused you an irritation. We indians worship cow. Cow can't be ugly...you drink it's white milk to gain strength. You eat it's by product curd for delicious...cow can't be ugly by any means....It should have been "Ugly crow" not "Ugly cow". Tell me one thing are you really Irritated by cows? Are you discomfort with cow families?