Site Review Service $75

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Each site that is reviewed will be e-mailed this wonderful Certificate of Recognition. This will be delivered via an EXE file that you must run on your computer. And of course the more you pay the better your review will be. We accept cash and guns, payment MUST be made before we review your site. Review time may take 12-24 weeks. If you don't hear from us don't worry we are working on it. Most of our editors are from DMOZ so it WILL take awhile.

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Information we will need:

First Name:
Last Name:
Street Address:
City: State: Zip:
Time at Residence:
Phone Number: Name on Phone Bill
SSN:
DOB:
Company/Employer Name:
Company/Employer
Phone Number:
Time at Company:
Occupation:
Gross Yearly Household Income:
Bank Account(s) Checking Savings Money Market
BTW This is a Joke <See the big green smile

 

So if I wanted a website review in 6 months, I give you 75 bucks?

 

We accept cash and "guns"? I find that odd. Why do I need to pay 75 when I can have other members in this forum reviews?

 

lol You have to be joking? right?

 

Relax everyone...it's obviously a joke.