So Google is Down the Hall

I'm in temp offices until September and realized today that Google has office space here that's only two doors away from me.

Maybe I should draw up a list of questions and hold them hostage until they answer every one to my satisfaction. It's either that or take them out drinking until they start giving up secrets.

 

Better yet, at like 3am, drill holes thru the wall and plug a network cable into their LAN and spy on them.

 

The phone company is actually here today rewiring...maybe $100 under the table will get me a tapped line

 

$1,000 and Mayor Daley will do it himself!



Do you work on Michigan Ave, GFC?

 

I'd go with the drinking option GFC...

 

Shit, Daley would probably do it for less than a hundred, lol.

I'm actually a few miles outside of Chicago in the NW suburbs.

That's what I'm thinking to....let Mr. Morgan and Captain Jack do the dirty work

 

Definatly the drinking option. You may come up with far more info then what you originally thought you would get.

 

Yea, but would any of it be true?

 

Very good question. Google may have a "how to drink and make shit up" class as a part of the hiring process.

 

Google should hire me to teach that class.

 

Google has some cool employees They hire tons of hot chicks Sergey and Larry know what time it is

 

Not sure about the first result but #3 would be cool to have as a secretary

 

If you need help in the "handling your beer" workshop give me a yell.

 

I'll have some more pics coming soon, so far this is the only one I have been sent of me at the Googleplex

 

That would apply to one of google employees down the hall...the out for drinks idea is sounding better and better

 

Are you saying you would like to kill two birds with one stone?

 

3 birds ... don't forget the "insider info" bird

 

Ah yes. Now that is what I call multi tasking.

 

Nice dress you are wearing.

 

Purple robe Elvis style.