Whats your favorite movie one liner..

[Henny]

Whats your favorite movie one liner, which one had you laughing so hard you almost peed your pants?

For me, one of them has to be from the movie spaceballs.

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders..... Chicken???"

[Mia]

A line from "Blazing Saddles", but I would rather not repeat it here ;) It was hillarious, but not quite PC anymore... In the context in which Brooks wrote it, it sure was funny though.

Anything Brooks has touched has always had me rolling!

[ServerUnion]

"ever see a grown man naked?" , Airplane

[Mia]

"Shirley you can't be serious"

[northpointaiki]

Hands down, top for me:

Jesus Christ, we gotta do all this with a C.O. who has his head so far up his fuckin' ass that lump in his throat is his goddamn nose....

-Sgt. "Wild Bill Guarnere," E Company, 506 PIR, 101st Airborne Div.

[ahkip]

"Hasta la vista, Baby!" Terminator 2

[northpointaiki]

Actually, I have to cop another, from Patton, played by George C. Scott:

Patton (after kicking said soldier in the ass): "What are you doing, soldier?

Soldier: "Sleeping, sir!"

Patton: "Good, go back to sleep - you're the only son of a bitch around here who knows what he's doing!"

[Crazy_Rob]

"ever see a grown man naked?" , Airplane


Yeah, that's one of my fav's too!

Major League and The Big Lebowski have some good ones too!

[loverundercover]

"I'll be back" ;)

[GTech]

Raising Arizona (1987)

Nick Cage (IIRC) was robbing a store or bank and had pantyhose on to disguise his face. He waves down a truck for a ride. It's an old country guy and he says "Son, you got a panty on your head."

There's a Three Stooges episode where Curly says "I'm trying to think but nothing happens." Always liked that one :D

[lorien1973]

coen brothers movies are always good for quotes. oh brother, where art thou? (a great movie) had a ton of them:

After asking for dapper dan and being told it'd take 2 weeks to get there. Then asked for a car part and that'd be 2 weeks too:

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

[Mia]

I think my all time favorite has to be "PC Load Letter --- What the Phuck does that mean?"

Whenever the day goes to crap, I like to pop in "Office Space"! That movie captures the essense of the doldrums of the ordinary office cubical!

[Tyler Banfield]

I agree, Office Space is definitely a classic!

[megahertza]

Predator - Arnie - "If it bleeds, we can kill it" and many more from the terminator

[Crazy_Rob]

Predator - Arnie - "If it bleeds, we can kill it" and many more from the terminator


Oh yeah! Lots of good ones in that movie too.

#1: Ahnold: "Back to the choppa!"

#2: Jesse Ventura: "I aint got time to bleed"

#3: Jesse: "Bunch a slackjawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamned Sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

[Cheap SEO Services]

"See how steady this hand is?"

"Steady as a rock".

"Yeah, but I shoot with this hand".

Blazing Saddles.

[Ryan@MB]

Vince Vaughn from Old School... "Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife."

[Blogmaster]

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"

The Usual Suspects

[Halobitt]

Lee Ermey, Full Metal Jacket:
"You're the kind of person to **** a guy in the *** and not have the human ****ing decency to give him a reacharound!"

[axemedia]

Dazed and Confused: "That's what I love about high school girls. No matter how old I get, they always stay the same age."

Fear and Loathing in las Vegas: "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

another from Fear and Loathing
"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. "

[Henny]

"People protesting the live boiling of lobsters are shelfish."

[Crazy_Rob]

"...'Cause she's got a grrrreat ASS! And you've got your head all the way up it!"

Al Pacino in Heat.

[earlpearl]

From Animal House

"Hey you f*cked up....you trusted us"

[Blogmaster]

Love means never have to say you're sorry ...





















NOT!!!

[RectangleMan]

Funny so many Blazing Saddle moments but actually my fav line is in it too.

"They said you was hung"

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"Yeah...and they was right"

lol love that line

[Tyler Banfield]

Dazed and Confused: "That's what I love about high school girls. No matter how old I get, they always stay the same age."


I think Dazed and Confused is such a chill movie (and that is definetly my favorite line)

[Colleen]

whats mine say?
dude
whats mine say?
sweet!
whats mine say?
dude!
whats mine say?
sweet!!!
what does mine say????
dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Dude, Where's My Car?"

[mcfox]

There was a recent line from Jarhead I thought was really funny:
"Hey look! That's like a c*ck; only smaller."

[legend2]

"How does this fit into a politics forum"

[Mia]

"How does this fit into a politics forum"

What movie are you quoting that line from?



:rolleyes:



bwahaahahahah

[legend2]

:| i must be so dizzy, i thought i was reading the politics forum and found a movie quote /me slaps himself :P

[mcfox]

"How does this fit into a politics forum"
Actually, I wondered that myself but figured Henny must've thought it would degenerate into an argument about what was best or something :rolleyes:

"He has given us ... a shoe!"
Monty Python, The Life of Brian

[andheresjohnny]

"Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning."

- Bill Murray, Stripes


"I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy and big toe, sergeant hulka."

- Bill Murray, Stripes



... a classic movie with at least a dozen great quotes.

[Mark Davies]

"Go ahead make my day!"

[webviz]

Can't really think of one, but my favorite movies is The Insider Man.

[Mia]

But it is still /General Chat.

[BellaNightshade]

'There's only us, there's only this, forget regret and life is yours to live' - RENT

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say? - Happy Gilmore

[legend2]

well it seems others remember it was in the politics one too :P so im not that dizzy, it was moved?
anyhow, any quote from the gladiator movie rocks.

[davcheong]

"You jump, i watch and laugh" Titanic

The real line "You jump, i jump"

[Halobitt]

Can't really think of one, but my favorite movies is The Insider Man.
Do you mean "The Insider", or "Inside Man" with Clive Owen?

[jainischalverma]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer - Godfather

I made him an offer he couldn't refuse - Godfather

[NRLMedia]

You Just took one in the jugular man! - Oldschool

[Crazy_Rob]

Bill Murray in Caddyshack:

"You beast, you savage, c'mon bark like a dog for me!"

[ForumPopulator]

"Ever since you got hit by that laser at the Blue Oyster Cult show you've been acting like a pussy!" - The Stoned Age.

[tbarr60]

The last line in this sequence:

Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

I repeat this in my head when "enterprise solutions" are described to me.

[davcheong]

"I think i saw a pussy cat, yes! i did!! i did!! I did saw a pussy cat" Tweety bird

so cute.

[4hire]

"Yippee Kay Yay, son of a xxx" (John McClane - Die Hard Series)
"Save the Cheerleader, Save the World" (Peter - Heroes Series)
"Why you little...aahhh !!!" (Homer - The Simpsons Series)

[YigitEfe]

Still I have'nt coincided with such a funny movie.

[Prune]

The main hero in a B-rated move called 'They Live'
He says:
"I've come here to chew gum & to kick ass and I'm all out of gum"

[grishamist]

"All for one, one for all" - The Three Musketeers

[mabel01]

Resident Evil: Extinction
Tyrant: "I can't die," "I am the future"
Alice: "No, you're just another asshole," and "Yeah, you're the future, all right."

A Lot Like Love:
"Don't! You'll ruin it!

[shades]

mine would be airplane 2