Google not picking up this site at all!! Any ideas?

[Trance-formation]

This isn't my site, it's a friends. But its been up for months and google appears to have no record of it whatsover. I've linked to it from a couple of my sites that get crawled regularly, so I know google has spidered and cached pages that contain links, but site:www.nickkemp.com shows up nowt... nada... zilch

The site is at www.nickkemp.com

I have pointed out to him that he has no doctype decalration and php commenting in html section, but would that stop google caching?

[T0PS3O]

Those double meta tags might make G think it's spamming. Those escape slashes show up in html which is very ugly and might confuse the bots.

[Trance-formation]

Thanks... I've told him about the // before, but he knows as much about HTML etc as I do about antelope farming. I've mentioned the possible perceived spamming issue and he's emailing it straight to his web man:)

[T0PS3O]

Antelope Farming is easy :D Just get them to watch some porn and they're all horny and ready to 'rock'. Then outsource the milking. Put the milk and the Antelopes on eBay and voila... Mega bucks in no time.

[MELLA]

It shows up on yahoo though, which is cool. Although google is my best friend.

Maybe you should increase the PR and better the HTML and the cpc might improve thus improving it so more spiders come and then google will pick up on it.


Yes, Indeed, Wtf.

[Trance-formation]

LOL@Mella

Do you just do searches for porn and horny to find threads to post in? :p

Any way, thats pretty much the advice I've given my friend. I keep telling him he should give his sites over to me, but he's just too loyal :rolleyes:

[MELLA]

LOL@Mella

Do you just do searches for porn and horny to find threads to post in? :p


:eek:

I am appaulled at those wrongful allegations.

I was meerly trying to give you my expert advice on how to Improve your friend's website so that Google would pick up on it and have you in a good and steady ranking.

Nah really i am trying to learn all the techy terms. Im finding it immensly difficult because no one here is willing to explain things to myself and my good friend cherry so we are struggling through a forum full of foreign lingo just managing to keep our head above water, because none of you lot, avid minstrel followers, would pull us out if we were drowning in html, pr's and php's. :D :p

[pctraffic]

Title relevancy to page content is good.
The Title relevancy to page content is 67%.

Description: Description relevancy to page content is fair.
The Description relevancy to page content is 57%.

Keywords: Found no keywords meta tag.

Robots: Found no robots meta tag.

Double quot marks in tag before keywords tag the robot is not seeing key words tag because of ""

Practitioner""

need robot tag
META NAME="ROBOTS" CONTENT="INDEX,FOLLOW"

:) :) :)

[Briank]

The webpage looks like it needs more content on the main page. Also the little "//" before the meta tags are...wierd :)