Sign my boob please

[roadies]

What? I've been on here for..hmm...three days now and didn't now an intro forum existed!? Sheesh, I've been too serious. I need a weekend already.

I bring it on like donkey kong.

I SEO and manage PPC accounts for a living, and get wrapped up in it easily. I used to like sports, I used to like gadgets, I used to like people. Then the florida update (Google) happened. Now MSN is having SE babies and I will never sleep again.

[a389951l]

Hello and welcome!

[ResaleBroker]

Welcome to the forum.:)

[fryman]

Hey, where's the boob?? Got my pen ready...

[uca]

My warm welcome to you, roadies! :)

I'm in Boston, and you?

[zez]

Welcome to DP forums...

[swaz]

welcome to the forums!

[melfan]

You got me there. I was also looking for the boobs :) Anyway welcome to DP!

[janecompersnews]

Hi, nice to meet you :D

Jane

[dchoe]

where the boobies at

[SEbasic]

Welcome...

Where are the Boobs?????

[roadies]

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone, I feel like a superstah!

Got my sharpie and... (pulls shirt down) here's my man boobie. Sign away! :D

[obenix]

Welcome roadies... boobs signed.. :D

[Crazy_Rob]

Sup, Donkey!

[CHERRY]

Hi Welcome X X

[Solicitors Mortgages]

I've been on here for..hmm...three days now.

holy cow! 3 days and over 100 posts...did i miss anything interesting?

welcome roadies
erm, make yourself at home :D

[Crazy_Rob]

erm, make yourself at home

:)

I felt like a hog because I had 30 in four days. Let me guess, roadies hasn't left his house in about five or six years. ;)

[roadies]

actually, the hundreth post came on the 4th day. ;)

but yes, I never leave home. I'm fatter than fat bastard. My skin is so white that it has a chemical reaction to the sun and my car has since leaked any remaining essential fluids to make it possible to leave. I earn freelance commissions and spend it on porn. I hate people. I eat delivery pizza and take-out chinese. I no longer need a TIVO since all I do is watch TV, I don't miss anything. I'm afraid of germs, falling down, hair in food, other races, politicians and lawyers. My favorite show is Monk and my favorite movie is Matchstick Men. I am proudly a forum whore. :D

[Crazy_Rob]

^--- Funniest thing I've read in a long time. And it's too descriptive to not be true!

[MELLA]

actually, the hundreth post came on the 4th day. ;)

but yes, I never leave home. I'm fatter than fat bastard. My skin is so white that it has a chemical reaction to the sun and my car has since leaked any remaining essential fluids to make it possible to leave. I earn freelance commissions and spend it on porn. I hate people. I eat delivery pizza and take-out chinese. I no longer need a TIVO since all I do is watch TV, I don't miss anything. I'm afraid of germs, falling down, hair in food, other races, politicians and lawyers. My favorite show is Monk and my favorite movie is Matchstick Men. I am proudly a forum whore. :D


Golly Gosh, Your my soulmate :D :p


I know im late...But welcome to the forums, I would normally say ''post lots!'' but as i can see, you already are...

Keep it up, cutie xox

[nevetS]

sigh... all this waiting for man-boobs...

[roadies]

^--- Funniest thing I've read in a long time. And it's too descriptive to not be true!

Well you know, I open the blinds to let (a little) light in every once in a while. :)

[roadies]

Golly Gosh, Your my soulmate :D :p


I know im late...But welcome to the forums, I would normally say ''post lots!'' but as i can see, you already are...

Keep it up, cutie xox

Thanks Mella. I'm going to pass you up soon, y'know...

[roadies]

sigh... all this waiting for man-boobs...

And you're disappointed?

(Oh no, I just triple posted! Quick! Time to hide from the mods.)

[maverick]

LOL, the title attracted many, may be I am among them too. Lmao, welcome to DP, though I am newer that you.

[john_loch]

*Welcome* - you suckered me too :)

Got a sister ? :D

[maverick]

LOL @ John. Don't be so desperate ;)

[CHERRY]

[QUOTE=roadies]actually, the hundreth post came on the 4th day. ;)

but yes, I never leave home. I'm fatter than fat bastard. My skin is so white that it has a chemical reaction to the sun and my car has since leaked any remaining essential fluids to make it possible to leave. I earn freelance commissions and spend it on porn. I hate people. I eat delivery pizza and take-out chinese. I no longer need a TIVO since all I do is watch TV, I don't miss anything. I'm afraid of germs, falling down, hair in food, other races, politicians and lawyers. My favorite show is Monk and my favorite movie is Matchstick Men. I am proudly a forum whore.

:eek:
dad is dat you???

[Blogmaster]

This thread had 246 views in just a couple days ... I wonder why :rolleyes:

[MELLA]

:eek:
dad is dat you???


Ahhhhahahahahahaha

oh no! another new keyboard needed. damn these beverages flying from my mouth.

[CHERRY]

he he ive ruined some good key boards on u hun

[MELLA]

Hell yeahhh...i am sending you the bill. Who shall i make it out to.. Mrs. Cherry bokker? Or will Miss Bok be okay? :p

Oh my golly golly gosh i am so hyper tonight yipeeeeee. we had snow today!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blogmaster]

I haven't seen snow in like ... years!

[MELLA]

I haden't seen it for years either! :D Then wham bam i wake up this morning to everything white!

I was so extatic...I ran outside with my beautiful bouncy dog rover, white christmas playing on the radio, Chesnuts roasting on an open fire, jack frost nipping at my nose, mum and dad cooked the glorious feast, we threw snowballs and built snowmen until it began to get dark.....

wakey wakey.

actually i woke up, took one look outside and went back to sleep.

[maverick]

I have seen a 10 inches snow I guess in NYC on this weekend. I did not go out on weekend but Monday showed its face again :(, and I had to go to office on snowy white roads. I recorded few shoots of the snowy white manhattan roads. By evening, they became all muddy.

[leonardlee]

Snow = stay inside on the forums.

[roadies]

actually, the hundreth post came on the 4th day. ;)

but yes, I never leave home. I'm fatter than fat bastard. My skin is so white that it has a chemical reaction to the sun and my car has since leaked any remaining essential fluids to make it possible to leave. I earn freelance commissions and spend it on porn. I hate people. I eat delivery pizza and take-out chinese. I no longer need a TIVO since all I do is watch TV, I don't miss anything. I'm afraid of germs, falling down, hair in food, other races, politicians and lawyers. My favorite show is Monk and my favorite movie is Matchstick Men. I am proudly a forum whore.

:eek:
dad is dat you???

Heh, no it's your long lost bro - heya sis!

[crazyhorse]

Caremella are you the one that is working for the MSN dutch helpdesk by any change???

[CHERRY]

we had snow in ireland on xmass day it was brill, i got flattened with snow balls!!!! old ladys skidded across roads and my dogs water bowl frooze and cracked!!! a great day 2 be had by all

[MELLA]

Carmella are you the one that is working for the MSN dutch helpdesk by any change???

No, sorry. Why, do i have a long lost twin? ;)

My Dutch is not yet good enough for that sort of thing. I am still a beginner.

[maverick]

we had snow in ireland on xmass day it was brill, i got flattened with snow balls!!!! old ladys skidded across roads and my dogs water bowl frooze and cracked!!! a great day 2 be had by all

LOL... this all sounds funny. My friend made a Snow Tunnel in his front yard and sent me the pic across. LOL.

[MELLA]

Lol cool..a snow tunnel. We didn't have that much snow...all i built is a little baby snowman, but it melted and all that was left was 2 bits of coal and a carrot.

RIP

[CHERRY]

We Made A Snow Man, The Best Part Was Kicking It Down Lol...... I Took A Picture Of My Dog In The Snow Mella I Might Send It 2 You He H E

[MELLA]

'Might'? 'Might'?! send send send :D

I have loadsa pictures to send you, i keep forgetting though, DOH. I found a great pic of Me and TQ aswell that i'll send ya..hehe :D

[crazyhorse]

No, sorry. Why, do i have a long lost twin? ;)

My Dutch is not yet good enough for that sort of thing. I am still a beginner.

Well its funny that just the other day i send a email to the dutch MSN helpdesk and i got a reply back from someone with the same name... Carmella :D ...

[MELLA]

Well its funny that just the other day i send a email to the dutch MSN helpdesk and i got a reply back from someone with the same name... Carmella :D ...

really?? Thats wierd!! Carmella comes from my Italian roots. I have never met a dutch person with that name hehe

[crazyhorse]

Me neither what a coinsident.. lol

[MELLA]

Ja, dat is echt toevalig.

Erm, i take it your dutch, right?? (duh, otherwise you wouldn't be emailing the Dutch MSN Helpdesk :o )

[MaxM]

Welcome to Digital Point, Roadies.

[crazyhorse]

Ja, dat is echt toevalig.

Erm, i take it your dutch, right?? (duh, otherwise you wouldn't be emailing the Dutch MSN Helpdesk :o )

Yeah i am.... How come you know the dutch language so well?
Beetje nieuwsgierig aangelegd :p

[MELLA]

Ik ben niet nieuwsgerig, maar ik wil wel alles weten :p :D

Erm...Sinds vorige week woon ik in Nederland, omdat mijn moeder is getrouwd met een Nederlander. Ik doe mijn best om Nederlands te leren, maar het is echt moelijk. Ik heb geen kans omdat als ik naar en winkel gaat - ik wel best wel oefenen maar de mensen praat altijd terug tegen mij in Engels! Lol.. Mijn gramatica is erg slecht. Eigenlijk moet ik naar Nederlands les.

hehe oops essay :o

xx

[roadies]

Ik ben niet nieuwsgerig, maar ik wil wel alles weten :p :D

Erm...Sinds vorige week woon ik in Nederland, omdat mijn moeder is getrouwd met een Nederlander. Ik doe mijn best om Nederlands te leren, maar het is echt moelijk. Ik heb geen kans omdat als ik naar en winkel gaat - ik wel best wel oefenen maar de mensen praat altijd terug tegen mij in Engels! Lol.. Mijn gramatica is erg slecht. Eigenlijk moet ik naar Nederlands les.


Rawrrrr....I like when you talk dirty. :D :rolleyes:

[crazyhorse]

Ik ben niet nieuwsgerig, maar ik wil wel alles weten :p :D

Erm...Sinds vorige week woon ik in Nederland, omdat mijn moeder is getrouwd met een Nederlander. Ik doe mijn best om Nederlands te leren, maar het is echt moelijk. Ik heb geen kans omdat als ik naar en winkel gaat - ik wel best wel oefenen maar de mensen praat altijd terug tegen mij in Engels! Lol.. Mijn gramatica is erg slecht. Eigenlijk moet ik naar Nederlands les.

hehe oops essay :o

xx

I know what it is to learn a non native language , i lived in the south of germany, nearby Munich , had to learn German and i went to a international school , so i needed to learn english as well.

But i must give you a compliment cause the Dutch language is one of the hardest to learn and understand. Whenever you feel like you want to practise the Dutch language, just let me know. Wat ben ik toch weer lekker sociaal ingesteld !! :eek:

[MELLA]

But i must give you a compliment cause the Dutch language is one of the hardest to learn and understand. Whenever you feel like you want to practise the Dutch language, just let me know. Wat ben ik toch weer lekker sociaal ingesteld !! :eek:

Ja, nederlands is echt moelijk. Especially omdat veel mensen praat niet 'normaal' nederlands, maar Spreektaal. Ik ben echt in de war soms. Ik heb mijn eigen taal gemaakt 'engutch' beetje nederlands/beetje engels tussen elkaar. veel makkelijker :D :p

[crazyhorse]

Ja, nederlands is echt moelijk. Especially omdat veel mensen praat niet 'normaal' nederlands, maar Spreektaal. Ik ben echt in de war soms. Ik heb mijn eigen taal gemaakt 'engutch' beetje nederlands/beetje engels tussen elkaar. veel makkelijker :D :p


Your doing great maybe you can teach me some italian :D