Win A Domain for Being Creative... Your Best One Liners ;)

[gpearce]

My second contest :)
Basically, I'm looking for the most creative catchline, or one liner, and for the one I deem to be the best (you can enter as many times as you like, one post per entry) , I will be giving away windowsproblems.org or dns12.info ; both of which are at GoDaddy.
I'll shut the contest after I've had a good number of entries, and the best will be PM'd for their choice of domain :)

It doesn't even have to be your one liner, you could copy it if you like, but only if you think it's really really awesome :P

Post here as an entry :)

George

[jakeruston]

"Count the sheep until you die of boredom"

Hows that? :p

[renzmar]

My professor is always strict when it comes to deadline, its like

"When you crossed the line, You're DEAD!"

Hope you like it.. :D

[dbbaker]

A day without sunlight is like night.

[lightless]

If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em

[Bloggtag]

Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
Cocaine is nature's way of telling you you have too much money.
Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings cannot be wrong.
Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me because I know it!!
Intel inside……….fool is out side.
When everything comes in your way you’re in the wrong lane.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

[tristangemus]

"Today is the tomorrow we were thinking about yeserday"

How bout that :]

[affiliategirl]

Mine:

Love more to laugh more.

[gpearce]

*laughs*
Awesome, any more?

[g.sim]

43% of all statistics are worthless

[gpearce]

43% of all statistics are worthless
:D That's awesome :D
I think that's the best so far, will close after 50 entries, I think..

[g.sim]

"A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."

[dbbaker]

To err is humon.

[dbbaker]

Cantaloupe must have big wedding.

[lightless]

God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers

Devil couldn't be everywhere, so he created women

[GWK]

2 hours of trial and error saves 15 minutes of manual reading

[Incey]

43% of all statistics are worthless

One like this...

Did you know 78% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Or you could drop the Did you know.

[j0sh097]

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

[jasoncdu]

Haha good one josh

[lightless]

Take my advice, i don't use it anyway

[fhelik]

Haha good one

[nvtellan]

"There's always time for a first time."

[nvtellan]

"<Insert name here>. Now a name. Soon to become a household name."

[Dudefromusa]

"Don't Copy
Get Copied"
So do i Win?

[deebong]

The men who have succeeded are men who have chosen one line and stuck to it. - Words of 'Andrew Carnegie' (Not me :D)

[lightless]

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?

[lightless]

Who says that nothing is impossible ? i've been doing nothing for years and years

[Dudefromusa]

Create Your Own Identity

[sb123]

"Don't Do What The Guru Says, Do What He Actually Does!"


*** You might do it better!

[sb123]

"You Can, If You Think You Can!"

[That's my favorite]

[sb123]

3 Easy Ways Of Winning A Domain With Creative Catchline! ;)

[affiliategirl]

To become rich, you must first become poor.

[WZT]

A group of American researchers did not discover anything.

[gpearce]

Like them all, this is gonna be a hard decision, they are all great :)

[Zero]

A beautiful woman will enrich your life soon.

[deebong]

The Only Thing Worth Stealing Is a Kiss From a Sleeping Child. :)

[ToddMicheau]

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

[lightless]

The fastest way to double your money is to ........ fold it and put it back in your pocket

[lightless]

where a beautiful river meets a beautiful mountain ........ you can grow tea

[chinese saying]

[lightless]

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

[kimt]

Here is mine - "Going off like a frog in a sock" Thanks:D

[renzmar]

"Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?"

"What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?"

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. " lol :D

"How do you keep a reader in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too..."

"Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus."

"On the other hand, you have different fingers"

"Humpty Dumpty was pushed!"

"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."

"I can handle pain until it hurts." ;)

"The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary. " --check it out

"What's another word for Thesaurus?"

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"We are all part of the ultimate statistic that Ten out of Ten die." lol :D

[affiliategirl]

There are no victims in this world; only those who are willing to be victimized.

[renzmar]

"Being a nurse isn't easy, it takes a lot of patients." lol :D

[lightless]

If you die in an elevator, don't forget to push the "up" button

[Methane]

A good one from Rodney Dangerfield I've always liked goes,
"You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth."

[Methane]

And one I like is,
"Hold your breath and count to a million." -original.

[tnt-tek]

"If I were traveling at the speed of light, and I turned my headlights on, would they do anything?"
"If I could melt dry ice, could I swim without getting wet?"

[tnt-tek]

"Indecision is the key to flexibility."
"There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. "
"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. "
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. "
"Hard work has a future payoff. - Laziness pays off now."

[renzmar]

"It seems like common sense is not a common thing.." ;) orig - ive just thought about it.. what do you think? :D

[deebong]

Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. Accordingly a genius is often merely a talented person who has done all of his or her homework. - Thomas Edison

The successful person makes a habit of doing what the failing person doesn't like to do. - Thomas Edison

To be successful you have to enjoy doing your best while at the same time contributing to something beyond yourself. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

The winner is the chef who takes the same ingredients as everyone else and produces the best results. - Edward de Bono

[Hoggie]

"Your one in a million!, that means there are 1000s of people in China just like you!"

[lightless]

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex - aldous huxley

[Agurus]

"I got tired of following my dreams...I just ask them where they are going and hook said I'd hook up with'em later"

"When a chick tells you 'Your Mean' she really means that your average". (Think of math related terms lol).

"Warez....the next best free thing after sex"

[Lord Hades]

Borrow money from a pessimist, they never expect it back.

[Maev]

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

Few women admit their age; few men act it.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

I can handle pain until it hurts.

Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody.

[Digital_Designer]

We can't die because we never born :)

[gpearce]

Ah, excellent. I'll pick one on,,, Thursday, I think. Good luck everyone!

[saggygenius]

my greatness cannot be expressed in a text editor , it requires a compiler :D
hows that

[Rimki]

"We don't have a ctrl key on our keyboards - we are ALWAYS in control."
:D

[Tanmay]

" I do know everything, just not all at once. Its a Virtual Memory problem "

My first ever 1 Liner I use since 7 years as my Hotmail Siggy and on most forums :)

[Inersha]

"If the mind were simple enough to understand, we would be too simple to understand it."

[renzmar]

i have a serious one liner this time..

"God is the only one who can do everything. We humans do what we're capable of"

It says that we are all unique and we have our own specialties in our own ways.. although its not bad to try something new or something we want but be sure that SOMETHING suites you. don't push yourself too hard just to be SOMEONE you're not. ;)

[shawnden]

It is easier to think then it is to do.

[shawnden]

You must have confused me w/ the shawnden that gives a damn.

[gpearce]

" I do know everything, just not all at once. Its a Virtual Memory problem "

My first ever 1 Liner I use since 7 years as my Hotmail Siggy and on most forums
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I think that's probably the best one i've heard :D
Two more entries and I close the competition, sorry to anyone I didn't pick :P

[lightless]

I'll have the honour of finishing this off .....

That man is a fool, who never admits he is a fool.

I restarted my computer and windows asked me to restart the computer to complete the restart procedure.

[Tanmay]

Wow so I've actually Won something for free in life, are you sure you quoted the right person ?

[gpearce]

Yeah, you've won I think, let me just check what I promised the winner :P
This competition is CLOSED :P
Tanmay, i'm PM-ing you now. We shall discuss there. If the mods could close this thread, I would appreciate :P