How to attract 1million unique link exchanges

[cogger]

Any thoughts?

Possible answers:
send 1 million e-mails x's :eek:
Link to a million, then ask :confused:
Pay a Indian based company .10c each ;)
Hold a Million dollar poker freeroll! :D
Make 1 million phone calls

[ajsa52]

What about this ? Make a site with good and unique content.

[rcj662]

Write a article that is a very popular topic that people link to.

[Heather48DD]

I'd have a contest and give away 10 - $1000 dollar bills.
That attracts a ton of people...but I don't think you'll get a million still.
http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZtop_secret_money

http://heather48dd.bravejournal.com/entry/20870

[swedal]

First question is where are you going to put all those link backs on your site. One million outbound links? Secondly how are you going to track all those exchanged links? I think there are better ways to gain links than link exchanges.

[Thaales]

make a home made p0*n adn post on the web!

[cogger]

First question is where are you going to put all those link backs on your site. One million outbound links? Secondly how are you going to track all those exchanged links? I think there are better ways to gain links than link exchanges.

Right to MillionLinkPartners.com and hope for the best.

[tarendra]

Write a article that is a very popular topic that people link to.

I think this is the best. But is that easy?

[cogger]

I think this is the best. But is that easy?
I like this one as well but then hope the text is not stolen and mis credited.