Coolest post gets domain (lol-omg.net)

[Hecky]

Hi,

Simple title, the coolest posts wins the domain lol-omg.net. It's a cool domain, but it expires Wed Aug 29 11:48:39 EDT 2007, so I want to get rid of it.

No specific guidlines, the post that I think is coolest gets the domain, whether it be a Joke, link to something useful, funny picture, wierd fact...whatever, you name it.

It's registered at Moniker. You can enter as many times as you like, and I hope you, I and all the readers of the thread have fun.

Contest ends within a few days, obviously before the domain expires.

Happy posting.

-Hecky

[Lethal7]

*this is a funny post* .......not!

[bryandy]

i eat cheese on my cheeseburger only at night with a hippo...

[Peter Northlock]

coolest...ICE

Well OMG is shocking to some cultures. In the Philippines it is censored/audio cut from movies. That's funny enough, but they leave in all the s@#$%, F#$%s - now that's funny!

[Jaques]

She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls and the asshole of a seven year old.

Man who runs infront of car gets tyred

Man with hands in pocket, feels cocky all day

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again neither does milk

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling of it

We Must believe in Luck, for how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

(Sorry for the spam:their all seperate entries :p)

[matik]

Don't run... You will just die tired

[Sean-Pollock]

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/694/ohnoespi3.jpg
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/8436/ohnoesihasletgoiu8.jpg


Utter win.

[catalin]

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/08/128292588561683750puturmoneein.jpg (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/17/put-ur-monee-in-the-bowl-4-jeeesus/)

[Conscept]

The series haha




http://hamsterinthewheel.com/fatalfury/walrus-bucket/images/02-walrus-phone.jpg

http://hamsterinthewheel.com/fatalfury/walrus-bucket/images/03-miss-mah-bucket.jpg

http://hamsterinthewheel.com/fatalfury/walrus-bucket/images/04-not-mah-bucket.jpg

http://hamsterinthewheel.com/fatalfury/walrus-bucket/images/05-walrus-team.jpg

[Conscept]

These make me lol so bad
found the bucket-thing:

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5187/ihasabucketrp3.jpg

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/290/theybestealinmybucketseij5.jpg

[catalin]

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/07/govtvorker.jpg (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/16/i-r-hard-vorker/)

[Conscept]

Lmao thanks Hecky.. I got some good laughs from finding these

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http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/poop.jpg

[Conscept]

LOL

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/gtfo-56265.jpg

[Opaquit]

Well, I know I'm probably not gonna win this. I'll just post my favorite lolcats like others do:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/monorailcat-20-improved-pathfindings.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/monorailcat-is-out-of-commission.jpg

[Phoenix Network]

HAHAH!! They are very Good! I was laughing for a while!

I will post my favourites soon.

[Jaques]

http://www.medshare101.com/dp/369748013_02e844c8aa_o.jpg

[Hecky]

Hehe, some nice funny pictures, I found this one, and although I'm not entering, I think I might just post it here :

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fn.540%5B1%5D.jpg

[Stroh]

http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/9436b955bc.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

[Stroh]

Would you pay we dont want domains

[grungemedia]

http://www.thetrafficbot.com/images/coldpost.png

heh. I made the coolest "post". ;)

[NightVisioN]

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


lol

[Hecky]

Would you pay we dont want domains

I'm not going to pay Lol, I just have a domain and maybe there are a fwe people that might want it..so far the response is pretty good :)

[Conscept]

^ Correct, I think its an awesome idea.. It's fun its free and we get something in return.. Whereas Hecky doesn't get a tangable product just a laugh.

[Phoenix Network]

Would you pay we dont want domains

Haha, thats better than all those pictures put together :p

[ravianz]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
"Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"

The boy licked his cone and replied,
"Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME WILL BE OVER

[Jaques]

John and Peter goes to the Bush, after a while peter says to John: John i can like to have a shit, but i can't like to have any toilet Paper.Peter Replies I can like to have a $10 for you

SO John goes and does his things behind a rock

John gets back but his hands, pants and shirt are all full of shit, So Peter asks him why can't you like to use the $10 i gave you?

And John Replies, well its kinda hard to do it with 10 $1 coins :D:eek::p:eek:

[NightVisioN]

http://twoday.tuwien.ac.at/static/spitzipezi/images/rofl.jpg

just wondering how did he came out :S

[bryandy]

http://www.medshare101.com/dp/369748013_02e844c8aa_o.jpg


how did u get a picture of me?

[Hecky]

Ok, last day today

[catalin]

who's the winner?

[Hecky]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x58/Heckytorr/Prizes.gif

Grunge, please PM me your moniker details today, because the domain expires tomorrow :)

No prizes for 2nd and 3rd :P

-Hecky

[coolio]

this is the coolest post wheres my money