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elrayjones
Nov 2nd 2005, 12:29 am
We’ll here I am, tall, dark, and handsome; 40 years old, 30 pounds over weight, I have an IV running to my arm with coffee in it, I smoke to much, my other computer is your Linux box and I’m coming out of retirement to make ends meet. I told myself a few years back “Self! Your, out of the eCom Biz for good” Yes I was a casualty of the late 90s. I lost more money than most ever make. But am I bitter about it? Hell yes! I wish I was Bill Gates just for one day. I would sell off everything and give the money to the foreskin restoration organization. I have nightmares about ASP.

I am glad however, that Php and GNU have come so far. After working with systems like WordPress I feel a new insight into things. I will be asking a lot of questions so I’m really glad that this forum has such a following.

Elray Jones


P.S.

I have DiS-let-see-a, so if anyone tries to point out some small smilling error I wiil smach them like a gub. :eek:

I look forward to working with you all

Have a nice day, and may your God go with you.

mattmdesign
Nov 2nd 2005, 12:40 am
Welcome to DP! You misspelled "will" by the way ;)

markkk
Nov 2nd 2005, 12:49 am
welcome to dp mr elray.

yfs1
Nov 2nd 2005, 2:38 am
Welcome to DP! Hope I don't get "smached" ;)

bentong
Nov 4th 2005, 4:48 am
welcome to the community mr jones! :D

angelfire
Nov 4th 2005, 6:27 am
Hello welcome to DP.
Enjoy your stay here.

mdvaldosta
Nov 4th 2005, 6:28 am
glad you graced us with your presence :D

dawggone
Nov 4th 2005, 9:19 am
Welcome, I love WordPress too.

maldives
Nov 4th 2005, 9:25 am
Welcome to DP. You will learn lot from this community.

Nintendo
Nov 4th 2005, 3:32 pm
Welcome to DP! Hope you're ready to get addicted. Once you enter DP, you'll never want to leave. Got a question that's related to being a webmaster??!! You're at the right place!!! Want to have fun? Live down in the General Chat area. Disclaimer: There's a wacko down there!! :D

Want some easy green rep?? Read this post (http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showpost.php?p=414956&postcount=124) and post here (http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=36563) after voting for Nintendo. (BTW, he's the wacko!! :D)

Little warning: If you see red in your User CP page, DON'T MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT!!! It'll get you more red!!!!!

domainmoon.com
Nov 4th 2005, 7:23 pm
hi

grand welcome to digital(.)

Lovely
Nov 5th 2005, 8:08 am
Hello, welcome here and give ready to learn from the master here :) :)

North Carolina SEO
Apr 25th 2006, 2:26 pm
For those interested in work by Elray Jones, may I suggest reading this post (http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showpost.php?p=834519&postcount=2) on DP Forum.

Glitter
Apr 25th 2006, 3:12 pm
welcome on board :)

mattmdesign
Apr 25th 2006, 3:51 pm
welcome on board :)

Dude, it's an old thread and he ripped off North Carolina SEO!