Kickball is easier in 4th grade

[ServerUnion]

Have my third game in our kickball league tonight. If history tells, we will be loosing by 30 points after which I will drink beer untill I am funny and the women all think I am attractive.

This game is harder than I remember in 4th grade. By the end of the game I am usually bleeding with a few pulled muscules

Any tips for this desk jockey?

If anyone feels the need to pick on me, I will meet you at 3pm at the bike rack for a good old fasion ass kicking!

[MELLA]

What's kickball? :o

I don't think we have that in england, unless you mean literally kick a ball in which case is that football? but i guess not, because you guys call that soccer. Yah, just totally confused myself.

[exaro]

Kick ball = baseball without bats, and bigger bouncier balls. You kick the ball instead of hit. Otherwise everything is the same as baseball.

[MELLA]

Oh right..Thanks exaro :)

[Bazkaz]

ServerUnion, you have a kickball league in your town? wow... I think soccer is about it here.

As far as advice I'd treat it like soccer. Try to lean into your kick and get a point to snap the kick off quickly... hard to explain without showing it though.

[MELLA]

If anyone feels the need to pick on me, I will meet you at 3pm at the bike rack for a good old fasion ass kicking!

:eek: That's not what I used to do by the bike rack.

[voltaire]

we also used to play that when we were kids. we loved that game, very physical.. but it's been years since i last played that.. i'm not sure if i still know how actually.

[Crazy_Rob]

A kickball league?

WTF- How old are you?

I would definitely join a k-ball league. You whip the ball at the runner to get him out, right?

[ServerUnion]

It's really popular with bar leagues. There are a few hundred people just in our league. There are bars that sponsor them which we drink at after. The team that drinks the most get a free half barrel at the end of the season.

BTW: drink to much last week, couldn't catch the ball if my life depended on it...

[Hodgedup]

Many years ago the company I worked at started a dodge ball league. It didn't last very long, but it was fun pegging 40-year-old accounts and cocky 19-year-old computer techs in the head.

I think there should be more sports leagues for games like dodge ball, kickball, smear the queer, wall ball, etc. They should be played in back of bars everywhere.

[MELLA]

May I just ask wtf is smear the queer? ha ha ha

[THT]

im with mella on this,,,

we dont get that here,,,, or at least its not a sport,,,,

[Hodgedup]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tag#Smear_the_queer

[Crazy_Rob]

Smear the Queer was the greatest! It was basically an excuse to beat the hell out of each other during recess.

[Bazkaz]

So where do you find these leagues? We should play some of these games when we all meet in Tahiti.

[palespyder]

Smear the Queer.....man I love that game!

[Crazy_Rob]

I bet you were the full time QUEER! :eek:

[palespyder]

Yep, you got me Rob. Good one Farva...


***EDIT***

should have been a smiley in there so :)

[Crazy_Rob]

Exactly who I had in mind when making the comment...CHICKENF*CKER!

http://www.progressiveboink.com/b/images/100film/69.jpg

[palespyder]

A guy like you we used to take out back and beat with a rubber hose. Now you get to hide behind your damn unions.

[Crazy_Rob]

Just give me a goddamn liter of cola!

[ServerUnion]

A guy like you we used to take out back and beat with a rubber hose. Now you get to hide behind your damn unions.

My onions are bigger than yours spit burger punk!

[palespyder]

That movie is a classic. Club Dread sucked but Supertroopers is a riot.

Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It's powdered sugar.
Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: It's delicious.

[ServerUnion]

I still think the part of the movie were they are pulling over those 3 kids is the best...