AUCTION: Truckload o' traffic - $1

[Rouier]

FOR AUCTION: You will get 200 threads on 200 different popular forums(with up to 130mil posts), advertising your website. The posts will be written in a way that will bring in the most traffic. Our team will attempt to keep the thread on the first page of every forum. Your threads will not get deleted.

BENEFITS:

* Immediate unique, targetted traffic
Word of mouth
Backlinks(one-way, the best kind for being listed better in search engines!)
Mentions in blogs(if it interests them)
Name/Brand Awareness


Here is an example:

TITLE: Questions you'd only ask your doctor if you were drunk


Here are just a few of the questions they answer:

1. Would you die if you ate your own feces?
2. Is sperm nutritious or fattening?
3. Does bathing in tomato juice remove the smell of a skunk?
4. Do microwaves cause cancer?

The website is http://www.reallymadmonkey.com

Kept me entertained for an hour

Anyone have any websites similar to this one? Which I guess falls under "entertaining but kind of useful".

Doesn't look like spam now eh?

Let us help you jump start your website into its full potential. You could have a thousand pages of great content but if no one sees it, it is useless!

There is an old saying that says you need to spend money to make money. Do you want a few new visitors a day or do you want EXPLOSIVE GROWTH? Once you get to a certain point, it will grow on its own, but until then it will be snail slow.

THE BIDDING STARTS AT ONE DOLLAR! ($1 USD) PayPal only
BUY IT NOW PRICE: $99.00 USD
INCREMENTS OF ATLEAST $5.00 USD

http://www.getdigged.com/graph.gif
This is a real alexa graph measuring one of our clients traffic. We were able to take one piece of content on his site and turn it viral. His whole site is a success now. We make no guarantees but if your content is good or your idea is unique, we will try our best!

** OUR ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN WILL RUN FOR SEVEN DAYS AND WE WILL ATTEMPT TO KEEP YOUR THREADS ON THE FIRST PAGE FOR THE WHOLE TIME **

ENDS July 29th at MIDNIGHT

[amitpatel_3001]

1$ here :)

[Rouier]

Do I hear $6 from anyone?

http://www.getdigged.com/humm.gif

[AtanasYanev]

yup, 6 here!

[amitpatel_3001]

11$ here :)

[v12kid]

$15 here :)

[amitpatel_3001]

20$ here :)
If he really brings out the results.

[Rouier]

I've already had several $100+ sales from DP. The results have been nothing short of phenominal, but the campaigns run for 7, 10, or 21 days(The topics keep getting bumped to the first page) so I won't be able to report until the campaigns have been completed.

[ronnyb]

$40 is my bid :-) (If gambling related sites are ok?)

[Rouier]

$40 is my bid :-) (If gambling related sites are ok?)

Gambling is perfect.

[Rouier]

Another example:

TITLE: Tornado in middle of soccer game!
SHORT DESC: Japanese man is yelling "GODZILLA!"


Is this for real?? http://www.zoovip.com/file.php?id=147

To summarize it for anyone on dialup:

It looks like they are in the middle of a game of soccer and there is a little bit of dust being blown around and then it erupts into a full blown tornado! They have some shots of it in the sky and you can see the dust and objects being twirled about in the sky. Everyone freaks out and runs like I've never seen before.

How does this happen and is it possible in the US?


Do I hear $50? This normally costs $119.77 and it is worth every penny. My writers are talented, creative, hard working and most importantly MANIPULATIVE. Let us give you a traffic explosion.

[bbq67]

My bid is $60

[Rouier]

Come on guys! You pay more than this for directory submissions! The 200 backlinks from the forums is worth it alone, and you get the traffic on top of that, AND it is going to be bumped to the first page for the duration of the campaign(which is 10 days for this one)

[v12kid]

$70 from me sir!

[aaron_nimocks]

This will sell for BIN. So BIN here! :)

PM payment info.

[blah_blah]

If you are accepting more offers, please PM me. I am interested.

[ronnyb]

Yeah PM me if you have more of these.....

[Rouier]

This will sell for BIN. So BIN here! :)

PM payment info.

Your payment has been confirmed. Congratulations to the winner.

Anyone else that is interested in this service for a BIN of $99.00 simply PM me.

[ronnyb]

Ok, I will give it a try.. Payment is sent...