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T0PS3O
Mar 16th 2005, 6:06 am
From ZDNET UK: http://news.zdnet.co.uk/internet/ecommerce/0,39020372,39190652,00.htm

Girls like dolls, and their presents should be wrapped in pink paper. Whether it is obvious or not, Amazon now holds the patent on the idea

"The gender information may be used in determining which gift wrapping colors and patterns should be suggested when the item is being purchased as a gift. For example, if it is inferred that the recipient is a girl, pink or pastel colored gift wrapping may be suggested first."

Obviously, many are not impressed:

http://news.zdnet.co.uk/internet/ecommerce/0,39020372,39191334,00.htm

Similarly on the OsCommerce forums I read about a company holding patents on e-commerce. So they were sueing everyone they could find trading on the net. How stupid is that?! Luckily that one got finally overruled it seems.

Amazon's one click buy patent (http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=5,960,411.WKU.&OS=PN/5,960,411&RS=PN/5,960,411) is prbably the most hated of all.

I'm thinking of filing a patent for taking a crap. I'll license the technique to all who want to use it for just $0.0000001 every time. Pretty cheap hey?!

Lever
Mar 16th 2005, 6:13 am
ROFL, nice on T0PS, can I interest you in my patent for breathing?

T0PS3O
Mar 16th 2005, 6:16 am
I'll swap licences with mine on eye blinking. (Please note the fine print. Fees are 'per eye, per blink, per day'.)

Lever
Mar 16th 2005, 6:18 am
LOL and don't forget taking a piss too ;)

Josh
Mar 16th 2005, 6:27 am
LOL and don't forget taking a piss too ;)

Someone is probably going to patent sex before too long ;)


Josh

Lever
Mar 16th 2005, 6:28 am
Someone is probably going to patent sex before too long ;)LOL Yeah, that and the heartbeat...

T0PS3O
Mar 16th 2005, 6:30 am
Someone is probably going to patent sex before too long ;)


Josh

Shouldn't be a worry for you just yet. Another 5 years and you might have to start paying fees for it ;) :D (being the geek you are might reduce your changes though haha).

wendydettmer
Mar 16th 2005, 12:55 pm
Oh Tops that was just harsh! lol

redking
Mar 16th 2005, 9:30 pm
That is a really lame patent. Don't use them anymore!

T0PS3O
Mar 17th 2005, 1:36 am
Oh Tops that was just harsh! lol

He knows I'm just joking. I checked out all Josh' sites and he's way ahead of the game in maturity compared to most of his age so the opposite of what I said is probably true. :)